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to act sneakily with a merkin
Example 1:

Cop: "will you explain what happened here?"

Lady: "I saw a man walking merkily past my house. Later that night, I saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin"

Example 2:

"Whitfied and Eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. Merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream."

Example 3:

Kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but Matt.
merkily by Medival Bear Jouster April 15, 2010
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use of a merkin for deceptive purposes
1. Justine merkily hides the fact that her hair is not naturally red by wearing a merkin on first dates.

2. John merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.
merkily by Merkish Payment April 18, 2010
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Honestly the sweetest girl ever to imagine. She’s always their for u, even if her problems are bigger. She is always nice, even if people are mean. A merilyn usually has brown hair, I have a merylin and I’m so happy I do. Yes she has up and downs but we all do. You will never forget a merilyn.
Girl 1: omg theres merilyn
Girl 2: isn’t she pretty?!
Merilyn by A frend July 6, 2018
She is one of a kind, she is absolutely gorgeous and beautiful minded. She cares about others like no other, she brightens anyone’s day with a smile. She cracks a joke here and there, gets lit when the shhhhllllaaaappppers come on, and makes you feel loved. She is there for you when no one is. She is one of the best friends you could have. Oh and she also loves food and piggies 🐷 that’s possibly the one thing she will put ahead of you, lmao jk 🤣
There goes Merily! She litty like a titty! 🤙🏽😂
Merily by TempCesar December 11, 2019
a beautiful amazing person that makes everyone feel amazing when they see her. She might not be the best at some things, but she makes up for it with her amazingness. She lights up a room when she walks in and everyone will stop and look at her. Not the conventional spelling, merilyn is not your conventional girl. She is good at things that you're probably not good at, and she know things that you probably don't know. She's the coolest, most popular person you know.
Person 1: Wow look it's merilyn.

Person 2: Wow shes so hot and smart.

Person 1: I know, right?
Merilyn by ohwowthatsucks December 13, 2018
She's sweet, smart, and sooo sexy!
Merrilyn is a total Princess!
Merrilyn by MerrilynK. January 22, 2009
After the admin slapped him 15 times, he was branded a Merkilo.
merkilo by Guan Yu January 30, 2005