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to act sneakily with a merkin
Example 1:

Cop: "will you explain what happened here?"

Lady: "I saw a man walking merkily past my house. Later that night, I saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin"

Example 2:

"Whitfied and Eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. Merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream."

Example 3:

Kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but Matt.
merkily by Medival Bear Jouster April 15, 2010
Words you can keep
use of a merkin for deceptive purposes
1. Justine merkily hides the fact that her hair is not naturally red by wearing a merkin on first dates.

2. John merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.
merkily by Merkish Payment April 18, 2010
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Honestly the sweetest girl ever to imagine. She’s always their for u, even if her problems are bigger. She is always nice, even if people are mean. A merilyn usually has brown hair, I have a merylin and I’m so happy I do. Yes she has up and downs but we all do. You will never forget a merilyn.
Girl 1: omg theres merilyn
Girl 2: isn’t she pretty?!
Merilyn by A frend July 6, 2018
She is one of a kind, she is absolutely gorgeous and beautiful minded. She cares about others like no other, she brightens anyone’s day with a smile. She cracks a joke here and there, gets lit when the shhhhllllaaaappppers come on, and makes you feel loved. She is there for you when no one is. She is one of the best friends you could have. Oh and she also loves food and piggies 🐷 that’s possibly the one thing she will put ahead of you, lmao jk 🤣
There goes Merily! She litty like a titty! 🤙🏽😂
Merily by TempCesar December 11, 2019
a beautiful amazing person that makes everyone feel amazing when they see her. She might not be the best at some things, but she makes up for it with her amazingness. She lights up a room when she walks in and everyone will stop and look at her. Not the conventional spelling, merilyn is not your conventional girl. She is good at things that you're probably not good at, and she know things that you probably don't know. She's the coolest, most popular person you know.
Person 1: Wow look it's merilyn.

Person 2: Wow shes so hot and smart.

Person 1: I know, right?
Merilyn by ohwowthatsucks December 13, 2018
She's sweet, smart, and sooo sexy!
Merrilyn is a total Princess!
Merrilyn by MerrilynK. January 22, 2009
After the admin slapped him 15 times, he was branded a Merkilo.
merkilo by Guan Yu January 30, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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