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Fuck you it’s my birthday I can eat the cake and trash I want.
Friend: Hey want to go to the movies or something on April 17th?
Me: fuck off it’s my birthday dumbass
by Cringemeat123 November 13, 2020
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The merciless sun god who stares down upon civilians with his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze. Just as humans act around apes so does the sun god act around mortals. His expressionless features convey a great understanding that our mortal minds cannot even hope to understand. It is said that if you gaze into the yawning abyss that is his eyes for long enough you may just return with an inkling if his vast knowledge and power. Is his presence a gift or some sort of weird lay line connection to an alternative universe?
Friend 1- “oh I’m Christian, what religion are you”.
Me-“I follow the path of the Merciless Sun God
by Cringemeat123 October 14, 2019
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