Meathog

Someone with an abnormal large penis/dildo

Bro1: I gave Lauren a black eye with my penis

Bro2: you must have a mighty meathog

Bro1: chur bro

*fistbump*

by Rich hog February 20, 2021

Mississippi meathook

When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.

"Hey Jim I gave Emily the Mississippi meathook last night."

"What the fuck jerry."

by Fried horse pussy February 10, 2020

Buttered Meathole Surprise

a delicious dessert or form of anal sex or salad tossing.

Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.

Im looking forward to my Buttered Meathole surprise after work. She has all the ingredients ready to go for a yummy time.

by Blake Dinkle June 29, 2009

Meatbog

A name given to offend an individual who possesses the characteristic of a largely spherical head, which therefore bears resemblance to an undercooked meatball. Should be spoken in the place of an individuals name for maximum offence

‘F*ck of meatbog’
‘Come cinema this weekend, myself, Gareth and meatbog will be in attendance

by Large-induvidual March 2, 2018

Toledo Meathook

The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.

Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.

by Big Ray Ray from Da South November 28, 2011

dog in the meathouse

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'

Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!

by Drygulcher January 9, 2015

Meathooked

The act of pulling a female into a boat/raft or over an obstacle by inserting your fingers into her vagina and butthole, like a bowling ball, and lifting her over said obstacle.

Holy shit Jake, that redneck just meathooked that chick into his raft!

by Jdubya2 August 10, 2014