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meathead wagon
The ambulance waiting in the wings at sporting events to whisk concussed, paralyzed, and otherwise incapacitated gladiators off to the hospital, which is the first stop of the rest of their lives of long, slow mental and physical deterioration.
"How many meathead wagons were should we schedule for this weekend's football game?" - Coach #1
"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2
"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1
"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2
"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2
"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1
"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2
meathead wagon by TrE33333 November 22, 2010
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meathead
An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.
Meatheadosis
It is a transitional condition in which a civilized male goes through to become a meathead.
Meatheadosis is caused by a sudden spike in testosterone levels inside the body. However, this increase in testosterone often does not reach the required threshold to initiate Meatheadosis. The threshold varies from individual to individual and depends on height, mass and age.
Meatheadosis is caused by a sudden spike in testosterone levels inside the body. However, this increase in testosterone often does not reach the required threshold to initiate Meatheadosis. The threshold varies from individual to individual and depends on height, mass and age.
Joe began to show signs of aggressiveness after watching UFC. It was found that JOE's testosterone was higher than normal. Joe was then diagnosed to have Meatheadosis. After 10 days, JOE began going to gym and even got a loan and bought a truck to show off how much of a man he is.
Meatheadosis by Meatheadpsychologist April 28, 2011
Meathead-Stampeed
The drunken gladiatorial displays of testosterone and Beer driven Meatheads usualy coinciding with the time of night when landlords have had enough and hastely eject their anhebriated patrons out onto the street. It is at this point one can witness the Meathead-Stampeed in its full glory. Such activity is usually cut short by the interference of the old bill and the Meatwagon.
Meathead-Stampeed by Jezjezjez March 7, 2007
Hamilton Meathead
The kind of guy that is super proud to be a "grill master". Owns every kind of grill known to mankind, knows every cut of meat and what it is best for what. Posts pictures of grilled meat all over Instagram. However, the meathead also likes to drink while grilling and doesn't notice his expensive grill is on fire.
Look at Ryan, that Hamilton Meathead hasn't noticed his Traeger is in flames!
Should we tell him?
Nah!
Should we tell him?
Nah!
Hamilton Meathead by M. Peaches November 9, 2020
Meathead
An absolutely careless senseless clumsy fuck, incapable of following any instructions, usually breaking anything they lay their fat juicy 1 inch stubby fingers on. They are most likely to be weaing steal toe cap boots everywhere they go and are unable to tie up their laces due to the pure chunk of their fingers. D.T & motor vehicle are their key subjects at school although be careful that they don't clonk their heads on anything as the pure mass of their skull will smash anything in its path. You'll easily track them down as they leave a hot smell of cow shit everywhere they go.
Meathead by Minecraft Milo Harding ding July 20, 2019
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