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Meathooked

The act of pulling a female into a boat/raft or over an obstacle by inserting your fingers into her vagina and butthole, like a bowling ball, and lifting her over said obstacle.
Holy shit Jake, that redneck just meathooked that chick into his raft!
by Jdubya2 August 10, 2014
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meathooked

when your hitting your chick from behind, you fish-hook her mouth with your index finger and make her head turn sideways..."i just meathooked my hoe last night"
I was hitting my bitch from backside and i meathooked her ass while i was skeet-skeeting in her...bitch was pissed...
by natedawg202 August 15, 2006
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Mississippi meathook

When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.
"Hey Jim I gave Emily the Mississippi meathook last night."

"What the fuck jerry."
by Fried horse pussy February 10, 2020
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Toledo Meathook

The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.
Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.
by Big Ray Ray from Da South November 28, 2011
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Mississippi Meathook

When’s a guy sticks his finger into a girls anal canal, to control her movements. Simular to mississippi mudhook and arizona meathook
I Mississippi meathooked that bitch last night. Next stop Arizona!
by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 9, 2019
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Meathook abortion

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.
I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.
by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018
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little meathook

Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.
"Oh look, Tigger's showing his little meathook. Awwww bless his little heart."
by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017
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