meathoe
meathoe by Boobabymoo May 14, 2018
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meathead wagon
The ambulance waiting in the wings at sporting events to whisk concussed, paralyzed, and otherwise incapacitated gladiators off to the hospital, which is the first stop of the rest of their lives of long, slow mental and physical deterioration.
"How many meathead wagons were should we schedule for this weekend's football game?" - Coach #1
"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2
"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1
"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2
"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2
"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1
"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2
meathead wagon by TrE33333 November 22, 2010
Related Words
meathoe • meathead • meathole • meathooked • meanhoe • meathelmet • Meathooking • meathead math • Meathead moment • Meathead Moo-Hard
meathead
An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.
Mississippi meathook
When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.
Mississippi meathook by Fried horse pussy February 10, 2020
Meatheadosis
It is a transitional condition in which a civilized male goes through to become a meathead.
Meatheadosis is caused by a sudden spike in testosterone levels inside the body. However, this increase in testosterone often does not reach the required threshold to initiate Meatheadosis. The threshold varies from individual to individual and depends on height, mass and age.
Meatheadosis is caused by a sudden spike in testosterone levels inside the body. However, this increase in testosterone often does not reach the required threshold to initiate Meatheadosis. The threshold varies from individual to individual and depends on height, mass and age.
Joe began to show signs of aggressiveness after watching UFC. It was found that JOE's testosterone was higher than normal. Joe was then diagnosed to have Meatheadosis. After 10 days, JOE began going to gym and even got a loan and bought a truck to show off how much of a man he is.
Meatheadosis by Meatheadpsychologist April 28, 2011
Buttered Meathole Surprise
a delicious dessert or form of anal sex or salad tossing.
Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.
Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.
Im looking forward to my Buttered Meathole surprise after work. She has all the ingredients ready to go for a yummy time.
Buttered Meathole Surprise by Blake Dinkle June 29, 2009
Toledo Meathook
The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.
Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.
Toledo Meathook by Big Ray Ray from Da South November 28, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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