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meathooked 

when your hitting your chick from behind, you fish-hook her mouth with your index finger and make her head turn sideways..."i just meathooked my hoe last night"
I was hitting my bitch from backside and i meathooked her ass while i was skeet-skeeting in her...bitch was pissed...
meathooked by natedawg202 August 15, 2006

Mississippi meathook 

When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.
"Hey Jim I gave Emily the Mississippi meathook last night."

"What the fuck jerry."

Toledo Meathook 

The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.
Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.

Mississippi Meathook 

When’s a guy sticks his finger into a girls anal canal, to control her movements. Simular to mississippi mudhook and arizona meathook
I Mississippi meathooked that bitch last night. Next stop Arizona!

Meathook abortion 

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.
I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.
Meathook abortion by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018

little meathook 

Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.
"Oh look, Tigger's showing his little meathook. Awwww bless his little heart."
little meathook by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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