Definitions by Jdubya2

Meathooked 

The act of pulling a female into a boat/raft or over an obstacle by inserting your fingers into her vagina and butthole, like a bowling ball, and lifting her over said obstacle.

Holy shit Jake, that redneck just meathooked that chick into his raft!

Meathooked by Jdubya2 August 10, 2014