Meathooking

When your male partner complains of hip pain and asks you to rub ointment on his hip. Next, he’s telling you to rub over toward his navel and continues to tell you to rub lower. If he continues guiding me on this path, I’m going to be meathooking this son of a bitch.

No! I’m not rubbing you like that anymore. I’m not in the business of meathooking!

by Meat Paws March 29, 2026

Meathooking

When your male partner complains of hip pain and asks you to rub ointment on his hip. Next, he’s telling you to rub over toward his navel and continues to tell you to rub lower. If he continues guiding me on this path, I’m going to be meathooking this son of a bitch.

No! I’m not rubbing you like that anymore. I’m not in the business of meathooking!

by Meat Paws March 29, 2026

Social Methbooking

facebooking while on a meth bender

I can always tell when she's on a meth bender because she doesn't stop commenting nonsense on Facebook for 3 days straight,social methbooking

by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022

Meathoofing

Getting elbow-deep in a cow

After a long night of meathoofing, I relaxed in my favorite easy chair with an ice cold fresca

by TheStinkFinger March 10, 2015