Maturo

Not like vagina action on weekends particulary on Saturday's. Also can be used as in a case to ditch your friends and be a megggga DOO DOO Bag.

Yo your being such a maturo

Dont Mautro out on this one now Dave

Dave your being such a Maturo,

Dave you have shit lips dont Maturo us because of a joke

by Switzer February 3, 2009

Maturkety pants

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.

My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.

by Bogrimm November 28, 2017

Maturity

What Urban Dictionary doesn't have.

maturity? what's that? a new sex move?

by GJTobi July 6, 2014

Nicolas Maduro

The worst thing that ever happen to the beautiful country of Venezuela.

Nicolas Maduro is such an asshole

by Flaquitarica January 31, 2019

mauro

Mauro is an interdimensional being that doesnt even have to think. He is like a semi god, with hid beautifull face and muscles. He is so funny and handsome. He also gets way to much pussy.

Rober : Give me all your money!
Mauro : My name is Mauro...
Rober : (chokes to death with diamonds filling in his lungs)

by mauro_is_bea March 4, 2019

Lo Mataron

a phrase in Spanish similar to that of "he got owned" in English. The literal meaning of "Lo mataron" is "they killed him", but the literal meaning is not, in this case, the definition of the phrase. The phrase can be altered to the female gender variation of "La Mataron", meaning "She got owned". Used to ridicule someone who has either 1. been bamboozled, 2. received quite a verbal thrashing or "comeback" from another. Usually said in a sing song manner similar to Northern Mexican music genre called "norteñas" with alternating notes which constantly repeat "Lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron lo mataron." This saying was popularized by a radio show.

Woman: I need to go to the pet store.
Man: Is that where you buy your toys?
Woman: No, that's where your mom gets them.
Spectators: OOH! (in sing-song) "Lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron!"

by SabiaDelUniverso December 18, 2009

maguro

Japanese word for sushi quality tuna, used to refer to a girl who just lays there and does nothing during sex.

A: Yo, I heard you finally banged Stephanie!

B: Yeah, but it turns out she's a maguro.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003