zachwolff's definitions

beetle

1. A very diverse family of insects, including lady bugs, june bugs, and many others.
2. A type of car made by Volkswagen, also called a bug.

1. Look at the pincers on that beetle!
2. Brooke used to drive an old Beetle.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

bang

1. a loud noise, like a door slamming or a gun going off

2. to have sex with

3. an interjection meaning to happen suddenly

4. to collide with abruptly

5. to strike, making a loud noise

1. I heard a loud bang and ran out to the street to check it out.

2. Yeah, I banged her.

3. I was walking down the street with my lady, and bang, this guy ran by and grabbed her purse.

4. I got drunk last night and banged my knee on a firehydrant.

5. Quit banging that fucking drum.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

slow

1. not fast
2. euphemism for stupid

1. I hate fuckers that drive slow in the fast lane.
2. Well, Forrest is just a bit slow.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

step into my office

go somewhere private to do drugs with me, especially drugs that are snorted

Uhh, there are a lot of people at this party, maybe we should step into my office.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

idjit

variation of idiot, a stupid person

He locked his keys in his car again? What a fucking idjit.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

hypnagogic

trippy and/or confusing, often with geometric visuals, like the kind of dreams you have when you're half awake and half asleep

This weed ain't bad; I'm seeing all kinds of hypnagogic shit.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

marching powder

cocaine

Ahhg, I feel like shit. Too much marching powder last night.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003