41 definitions by zachwolff

electron

One of the basic building blocks of the universe. Electrons are negatively charged and have a miniscule mass.

Are electrons waves or particles? Neither.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

bye

1. a term used when parting.
2. a period of time in sports during the regular competition season in which a team does not compete

1. See ya. Bye.
2. Who's KC playing this week? No one, they've got a bye.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

anonymity

the state of having one's identity concealed

A: Where did you get that information?

B: I'm afraid I have to protect the anonymity of my informant.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

Guatemalan Stinkfish

A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.

Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.

John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!

Dumb Bitch: Really?

John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

hypnagogic

trippy and/or confusing, often with geometric visuals, like the kind of dreams you have when you're half awake and half asleep

This weed ain't bad; I'm seeing all kinds of hypnagogic shit.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

skunked

(of beer) gone bad

Bleh, this shit is skunked, how long's it been in your garage?

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

squirrel

1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts

2. a goofy, hyperactive person

1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.

2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003