Mauro is an interdimensional being that doesnt even have to think. He is like a semi god, with hid beautifull face and muscles. He is so funny and handsome. He also gets way to much pussy.

Rober : Give me all your money!
Mauro : My name is Mauro...
Rober : (chokes to death with diamonds filling in his lungs)

mauro by mauro_is_bea March 4, 2019

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maguro

Japanese word for sushi quality tuna, used to refer to a girl who just lays there and does nothing during sex.

A: Yo, I heard you finally banged Stephanie!

B: Yeah, but it turns out she's a maguro.

maguro by zachwolff October 15, 2003

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Makurogi

Noun. It means evil boss, demon.

You are executing people like a Makurogi.

Makurogi by Beyond-Limit June 23, 2010

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mauro

Just about the best boyfriend ever! Mauro is a person you can always be with and never be bored. Hes funny, cute, smart, talented and everything you could ever want! Very Very sweet!

You see him? Yeah thats Mauro! Isnt he cute?

mauro by Gurl_In_Luv_19 July 16, 2008

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