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Maduro Throat Slide

The act of over moistening a cigar by deep throating it.
"Did you just see that?"
"See what?"
"Bill over there just did the Maduro Throat slide."
"Wow I feel like I should go over there and tip him. You normally don't see that kind of thing unless you're with a hooker"
"I felt movement"
Maduro Throat Slide by CWVA August 9, 2012

Maduro Diet 

Venezuela's diet. Bread and Water.
if you want to be a model you should better start Maduro Diet
Maduro Diet by Anonnnnc March 17, 2017

Maduro'ing 

When everyone at the party wants you to leave, but instead you just steal all the booze and food to give to your family later
Clara: Charles is too drunk. Everyone thinks you should take him home.
José: I know, I convinced him to go but He went to grab some snacks and drinks before we head out.
Clara: Oh! He's Maduro'ing.
Maduro'ing by GringoJosh November 7, 2019

Nicolas Maduro 

The worst thing that ever happen to the beautiful country of Venezuela.
Nicolas Maduro by Flaquitarica January 31, 2019

Marco Maduro 

A chode that can quote a library worth of conspiracy theories but yet always seem to pee stain his pants.
Dude, I went to that party and my boy John was a total Marco Maduro.
Marco Maduro by John the rapper December 23, 2021

Assad-Maduro Effect

Also Assad-Maduro Bias, a form of bias where observers focus exclusively on a single action, goal, or intention—ignoring the actual consequences, outcomes, and means used to achieve them. Named after the international reactions to the falls of Assad and Maduro, where critics fixated on the abstract goal of "removing dictators" while dismissing the catastrophic humanitarian consequences, the rise of even worse actors, and the methods used (sanctions starving populations, support for extremist factions, destruction of infrastructure). The bias allows its holders to feel morally pure by focusing on intentions while remaining willfully blind to results. It's the logic of "the goal was good, so everything done to achieve it is justified"—a blank check for atrocity dressed in noble intentions.
Example: "He celebrated the sanctions against Venezuela as 'standing up to dictatorship,' applying the Assad-Maduro Effect by ignoring that the sanctions had devastated healthcare, caused thousands of deaths, and pushed millions into poverty. The goal (removing Maduro) was all that mattered; the consequences (starving children) were invisible. Means and ends had been separated, and only ends counted—which is how you justify anything."
Assad-Maduro Effect by Abzugal February 19, 2026