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Yub nub

The Ewok word for vagina, or sometimes the clitoris.
Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Leia, you got a date for the "We Just Killed Thousands of People Dance" now. Pick you up at 7:00. And save Yub Nub for me. Come to think of it, you can shave your yub nub for me, too! I'll see you at 7:00.
by Bogrimm October 2, 2016
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Maturkety pants

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.
My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.
by Bogrimm November 28, 2017
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wetty fap

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.
My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.
by Bogrimm October 2, 2015
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rectal health day

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.
Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.
by Bogrimm May 4, 2018
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Struggleshooting

Spending an excessive amount of time investigating the source of a problem but making absolutely no progress; the most maddeningly frustrating of troubleshooting sessions.
I spent what seemed like forever struggleshooting a bug in my computer program's source code before I just gave up and found a new career.
by Bogrimm April 10, 2017
mugGet the Struggleshootingmug.

Anglo-Saxon political traditions

When you espouse white supremacist beliefs, but you still want to be invited to parties.
Anglo-Saxon political traditions is what "Nazi" becomes after running a marathon on the euphemism treadmill.
by Bogrimm April 16, 2021
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incelcephaly

The medical condition of being unable to convince someone to give you oral sex.
I have not gotten head for 6 years; I have a chronic case of incelcephaly. Also, I'm out of chronic.
by Bogrimm September 25, 2020
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