alternative facts

The worst of the four classifications of lies: lies, damned lies, statistics, alternative facts. Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener.
After backing up her false statements with alternative facts, Kellyanne Conway threatened the "dishonest" media for suggesting that she might be lying.
by Bogrimm January 22, 2017
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Trump Clause

In an employment agreement, this is the part of the legal document that denies you the opportunity to take your grievance to court, and instead forces you to agree to arbitration.
My employer fucked me over royally, but due to the Trump Clause in my employment agreement, I have to be sodomized by an arbitrator instead of taking them to court.
by Bogrimm October 25, 2017
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thrussy

The gross neck folds of fat, old men that dangle like the labia of fat, old women.
Donald Trump's neck has a thrussy. You heard me; now try to unsee that shit. At least he doesn't have a neck beard to go along with it.
by Bogrimm May 25, 2017
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incelcephaly

The medical condition of being unable to convince someone to give you oral sex.
I have not gotten head for 6 years; I have a chronic case of incelcephaly. Also, I'm out of chronic.
by Bogrimm September 26, 2020
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Priming the pump

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.
In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."
by Bogrimm May 14, 2017
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wetty fap

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.
My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.
by Bogrimm August 22, 2015
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Fugsky

A cross between a pug and a husky. You would think pugsky would be a better name for the hybrid until you saw a photo.
Dog-God punished the indiscretions of my handsome pug and my neighbor’s majestic husky by blessing them with a litter of Fugskys.
by Bogrimm September 26, 2018
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