Bogrimm's definitions

palpatine twist

When some-how, some-thing, returns.

Like a Palpatine Twist, The Clap came back the very next day; I thought it was a' gone but it just couldn't stay away. Away, away.

by Bogrimm February 3, 2024

Anglo-Saxon political traditions

When you espouse white supremacist beliefs, but you still want to be invited to parties.

Anglo-Saxon political traditions is what "Nazi" becomes after running a marathon on the euphemism treadmill.

by Bogrimm April 16, 2021

Gasplighting

When you are dying of Covid, but you want to convince people that you are as healthy as you were 20 years ago.

President Trump was gasplighting the nation with his manly stamina and indomitable immune system via an onslaught of self-indulgent, faux-patriotic, poorly edited propaganda, but all anyone noticed was him struggling to breathe.

by Bogrimm October 5, 2020

incelcephaly

The medical condition of being unable to convince someone to give you oral sex.

I have not gotten head for 6 years; I have a chronic case of incelcephaly. Also, I'm out of chronic.

by Bogrimm September 25, 2020

Fugsky

A cross between a pug and a husky. You would think pugsky would be a better name for the hybrid until you saw a photo.

Dog-God punished the indiscretions of my handsome pug and my neighbor’s majestic husky by blessing them with a litter of Fugskys.

by Bogrimm September 26, 2018

blowing the cookie monster

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.

These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.

by Bogrimm May 11, 2018

shy colon

Similar to the shy bladder, this is the inability to defecate while other people are nearby.

I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.

by Bogrimm May 5, 2018