Maduro

The worst president in the history of Venezuela, has an IQ of -64747382828

"Dude here comes dictator Maduro, take me a picture"

" Sorry, I don't take photos of shit"

by Kickin'ass24 April 29, 2018

Nicolas Maduro

The worst thing that ever happen to the beautiful country of Venezuela.

Nicolas Maduro is such an asshole

by Flaquitarica January 31, 2019

Maduro Diet

Venezuela's diet. Bread and Water.

if you want to be a model you should better start Maduro Diet

by Anonnnnc March 17, 2017

Marco Maduro

A chode that can quote a library worth of conspiracy theories but yet always seem to pee stain his pants.

Dude, I went to that party and my boy John was a total Marco Maduro.

by John the rapper December 23, 2021

Maduro Throat Slide

The act of over moistening a cigar by deep throating it.

"Did you just see that?"
"See what?"
"Bill over there just did the Maduro Throat slide."
"Wow I feel like I should go over there and tip him. You normally don't see that kind of thing unless you're with a hooker"
"I felt movement"

by CWVA August 9, 2012

Maduroed

When someone is taken in the middle of the night, without real consent, and wakes up confused in another country.

It’s like being “express-shipped” out of your own bedroom without knowing what happened — you go to sleep at home and open your eyes somewhere foreign.

I. “They were Maduroed overnight and found themselves in another country by morning.”

2. “If they decide you’re a problem, you might get Maduroed while you’re asleep.”

by AKoreanManinEurope January 5, 2026

Maduroed

When someone is taken in the middle of the night, without real consent, and wakes up confused in another country.

It’s like being “express-shipped” out of your own bedroom without knowing what happened — you go to sleep at home and open your eyes somewhere foreign.

I. “They were Maduroed overnight and found themselves in another country by morning.”

2. “If they decide you’re a problem, you might get Maduroed while you’re asleep.”

by AKoreanManinEurope January 5, 2026