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the ugly and, quite frankly, TRAGIC Netflix translation of Jasmine saying "my girl" in the Netflix original On My Block
Jasmine: Anyway, it's all good because Ellen is MAGURO, and the last thing she needs is more drama from Señor Mad Moustache...
maguro by iyawn March 31, 2019
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fake maguro 

"fake maguro" ("fake tuna" in English) - an experienced woman who pretends she doesn't know anything about sex so a prospective husband won't realize that she's been around. See also "maguro."
She did the fake maguro thing for him and he loved it. Teaching her all sorts of tricks was great for both of them, even if she really already knew them all and more.
fake maguro by owan January 23, 2008

Magtrometer

First coined by Sarah Faye Pierce (from Association of Home Appliance Manufacturers) in her book 'My Lobbyist Agenda', magtrometer is a component used in futuristic microwaves to produce OEM microwaves. Since it is hazardous, trying to replace a magtrometer component may cause it to explode. The explosion may lead to fatal injuries to independent repair technicians.
Sarah: No, don't try to fix the magtrometer! It can explode.
Louis: Imma focken do it.
Magtrometer by MyLobbyistAgenda November 4, 2019

Nicolas Maduro 

The worst thing that ever happen to the beautiful country of Venezuela.
Nicolas Maduro by Flaquitarica January 31, 2019

Magtrometer

What you call a magnetron inside a microwave when you are lobbying but dont actually have a clue about what you are talking about.
"if the magtrometer is not replaced properly it could explode"
Magtrometer by Gotbread November 3, 2019
A magiros ma-gear-os is effectively a massive battler (i.e. one who tries and fails at most aspects of human activity). Although used as a common pay-out the word really means that you have reached the summit of human stupidity. Word origin comes from General P. Magiros who lead his troops to the highest recorded casualties in Australian-Colonial English battle records as he was ambushed while fixing his hair in his war tent.
S: 'Dude that kid battles so hard'
N: 'Such a magiros man....'
Magiros by Mas-W November 13, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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