maguro 

Japanese word for sushi quality tuna, used to refer to a girl who just lays there and does nothing during sex.

A: Yo, I heard you finally banged Stephanie!

B: Yeah, but it turns out she's a maguro.

maguro by zachwolff October 15, 2003

maguro 

the ugly and, quite frankly, TRAGIC Netflix translation of Jasmine saying "my girl" in the Netflix original On My Block

Jasmine: Anyway, it's all good because Ellen is MAGURO, and the last thing she needs is more drama from Señor Mad Moustache...

maguro by iyawn March 31, 2019

fake maguro 

"fake maguro" ("fake tuna" in English) - an experienced woman who pretends she doesn't know anything about sex so a prospective husband won't realize that she's been around. See also "maguro."

She did the fake maguro thing for him and he loved it. Teaching her all sorts of tricks was great for both of them, even if she really already knew them all and more.

fake maguro by owan January 23, 2008

Magtrometer

First coined by Sarah Faye Pierce (from Association of Home Appliance Manufacturers) in her book 'My Lobbyist Agenda', magtrometer is a component used in futuristic microwaves to produce OEM microwaves. Since it is hazardous, trying to replace a magtrometer component may cause it to explode. The explosion may lead to fatal injuries to independent repair technicians.

Sarah: No, don't try to fix the magtrometer! It can explode.
Louis: Imma focken do it.

Magtrometer by MyLobbyistAgenda November 4, 2019

Nicolas Maduro 

The worst thing that ever happen to the beautiful country of Venezuela.

Nicolas Maduro is such an asshole

Nicolas Maduro by Flaquitarica January 31, 2019

Magtrometer

What you call a magnetron inside a microwave when you are lobbying but dont actually have a clue about what you are talking about.

"if the magtrometer is not replaced properly it could explode"

Magtrometer by Gotbread November 3, 2019

Magiros 

A magiros ma-gear-os is effectively a massive battler (i.e. one who tries and fails at most aspects of human activity). Although used as a common pay-out the word really means that you have reached the summit of human stupidity. Word origin comes from General P. Magiros who lead his troops to the highest recorded casualties in Australian-Colonial English battle records as he was ambushed while fixing his hair in his war tent.

S: 'Dude that kid battles so hard'
N: 'Such a magiros man....'

Magiros by Mas-W November 13, 2010