Matchit 

a person who follows the crowd in style, language, & personality

Him: Did you steve's new shirt?
Her: It's the same as Dave's shirt. He's just a matchit

Matchit by evaD August 9, 2012

Mask-Matching 

Staying chic and fashionable by matching your jewelry and outfits to your face-mask every day.

OMG I just can't have my outfit clash with my mask! Jane's interchangeable jewelry makes mask-matching so much easier and affordable.

Mask-Matching by JaneGordon.com May 10, 2020

Matching Bowls 

v. A term meaning that all parties partaking in a smoke-out donate equal parts of their own weed, if they have any. For instance, if G-Dogg and HomeFry are matching bowls, then for every bowl of G-Dogg's weed that they smoke, HomeFry will pack and share a bowl of his own.

"Let's go smoke. I'll match bowls with you."

Matching Bowls by callinghome November 1, 2004

match it 

When two or more people are smoking marijuana, and they each require a blunt (marijuana cigarette) of their own. They pass their blunts to eachother and smoke.

Yo nugga match it bitch. It's fuckin 1am what the Fuck? Let's fuckin smoke already!

match it by maryjane candy cane December 30, 2011

Tool box with matching power douche accessories 

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.

"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy

Tool box with matching power douche accessories by CPT Ron April 30, 2013

Matchstick Man

Another term for a scam artist

The matchstick man cheated the poor, old schmuck out of
50.000 dollars.

Matchstick Man by J. Malik January 1, 2006

matchateacos 

A Sonia Nevermind cosplayer who's known for snorting lemonade powder and worshiping a mannequin named Bethany. They've gained most of their popularity from insulting big creators and creating the iconic Komaru Fried Chicken video.

Oh hey! Is that matchateacos!? We better run before they start insulting us and snorting lemonade powder!

matchateacos by Hiyoko Kinnie 101 November 10, 2020