18 definitions by J. Malik

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Private Dick was trown in the brig for three years for shitting on the White House lawn.
by J. Malik March 19, 2006
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Paramilitary police force of the country of Italy. Official name is "Arma dei Carabinieri" meaning in English "Carabinieri Corps", or as called by their countrymen "La Benemerita", or "Meritorious Corps", for thier bravery and commitment to public service. Functions performed by Carabinieri are very similar to American police officers. Carabinieri are also deployed abroad like regular combat soldiers in times of war.
I just got robbed, I'd better call the Carabinieri.

The American and the Carabiniere defended their post for the enemy's attack.
by J. Malik November 12, 2005
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Investigative reporter who broadcasts the show "The O'Reilly Factor" on FoxNews. Sometimes accused of having a conservative bias and other times accused of having a liberal bias in his general actions.
Bill O'Reilly's beliefs as stated in his book "The No Spin Zone".

Believes the government wastes huge portions of your money.

Believes that global warming is real.

Believes that the green movement has hurt responsible energy exploration in America.

Does not believe in the death penalty.

Does not believe in abortion, but would not outlaw it.

Believes in the control of hard drugs, but would legalize marijuana.

Does not believe in the current tax system and would prefer to institute a national sales tax instead.

Believes that America should keep the most powerful armed forces in the world.

Believes that cars should be designed with more fuel efficiency.

Believes that the military should be placed on the borders to thwart illegal immigration and drug trafficking.

Is he liberal, conservative, or somewhere inbetween?? You decide.
by J. Malik December 21, 2005
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A term originally created by a sergeant with the Los Angeles Police Department SWAT Team. Designed as a reminder that in fact you only have "one ass to risk"(1 as-te-risk), so you'd better be careful.
Don't get yourself shot tonight, you only have 1* and a whole life ahead of you.
by J. Malik October 16, 2005
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Sound you make when someone says something t-totally fucking stupid; as to imitate the sound of a retard bus.
Dumbass: I heard it's raining outside; do I need my umbrella?

Person with common sense: MEEP MEEP; is that your bus I hear?? What the hell do YOU think, dumbass?!?!?
by J. Malik December 06, 2005
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