17 definitions by J. Malik

NASA- it's really self explanatory
by J. Malik April 21, 2006
Shining examples of accountability and discipline. Where you can send your kids for the best edjumaction around. (Obviously not written by a publik skool kid)
After I gradueted from publik skools, I got hired at buger keng for 5.15/hr. In dese here gubment skools, day sed it duddnt matta if ya ded a gud jub, jest feel guud about yerself. I so feil guud about miself wen I smoke crak every da n'sit on my lazi ass waitin' fur my gubment cheese. I luv da federal guverment of amerika!
by J. Malik October 11, 2005
A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
1-I can't help but laugh at the
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.

2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
by J. Malik August 29, 2005
Sound you make when someone says something t-totally fucking stupid; as to imitate the sound of a retard bus.
Dumbass: I heard it's raining outside; do I need my umbrella?

Person with common sense: MEEP MEEP; is that your bus I hear?? What the hell do YOU think, dumbass?!?!?
by J. Malik December 7, 2005
The notion that despite police rules and regulations; a
police officer may not turn in or otherwise provide damaging information in regards to a fellow officer. The term is more for the use of only corrupt police officers and not the police force in general.
The Blue Wall of Silence is prevelant in many cases involving police corruption here in the State of Georgia.
by J. Malik November 20, 2005
A term originally created by a sergeant with the Los Angeles Police Department SWAT Team. Designed as a reminder that in fact you only have "one ass to risk"(1 as-te-risk), so you'd better be careful.
Don't get yourself shot tonight, you only have 1* and a whole life ahead of you.
by J. Malik October 17, 2005
A black rectangle with a solid, thick blue line through the middle. Symbol that is put on items ranging from front license plates, pins, bumper stickers (very small sticker),etc that denotes the user is a police officer. It is a violation of many state's laws to display this symbol if the user is not employed by a police agency. Related to this is the Red Line, which is used to identify fire/medical services personnel. These symbols are usually found on the off-duty vehicles or other personal effects of police /emergency services personnel.
My next-door neighbor, who is a highway patrolman, has a Blue Line tag on the front of his car, as well as a Blue Line sticker.
by J. Malik November 24, 2005