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Matchet

A weapon that is a mix between a Hatchet, and a Match.
Very deadly.
It was so scary, The man was running right towards me holding a Matchet!!
by lucibelle2987 February 6, 2009
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Matchet

A ghetto-dialect mispronunciation of the English term "wretched", combined with the word "Match".
"Ol' girl with her hoochie-ass clothes too tight an' her tracks shown' in her scraggly-ass weave with her fake-ass Gucci bag think she cute. She matchet."
by Genshi The Wizard December 6, 2020
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hatchet matchet and despatchit

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.
Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.
by Gareth November 11, 2004
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Machete momma

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.
by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
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machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.
Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!
by Travesty October 8, 2021
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Macheteraped

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.
That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
by Fukaface! May 31, 2018
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Steady Your Machete

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm
Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!
by Aidony October 30, 2010
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