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matchstick by wat eva March 30, 2009
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Matchstick Man
Matchstick Man by J. Malik January 1, 2006
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matchstick man
Refers to simple or rudimentary pictures (drawings, paintings, etc) of people. They're called "matchstick men" because their limbs are made of simple lines, or matchsticks.
Con artists are also referred to as matchstick men because they create temporary personas that are fleeting and simple.
Con artists are also referred to as matchstick men because they create temporary personas that are fleeting and simple.
Dude, don't give that guy any money. His story doesn't add up. He's totally just a matchstick man.
Many a L. S. Lowry painting includes a matchstick man.
Many a L. S. Lowry painting includes a matchstick man.
matchstick man by anonymous201000 July 22, 2010
matchstick stanley
Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.
matchstick stanley by PsychMink September 13, 2015
matchstick workforce
overworking a bunch of people until they're burnt out, knowing you can hire their replacements once their purpose has been served.
matchstick workforce by GrontleGums October 5, 2023
Matchstick Ignitor
Guy 1: Hey man, you ready to go out?
Guy 2: I dunno, I'm feeling a lil tired, and my vagina hurts.
Guy 1: No worries, I'll get ya a Matchstick Ignitor.
Guy 2: What the fuck is a Matchstick Ignitor?
Guy 1: Shut up and drink the drink bitch!!
Guy 2: I dunno, I'm feeling a lil tired, and my vagina hurts.
Guy 1: No worries, I'll get ya a Matchstick Ignitor.
Guy 2: What the fuck is a Matchstick Ignitor?
Guy 1: Shut up and drink the drink bitch!!
Matchstick Ignitor by EggaWoes June 6, 2010
Flaming Matchstick
When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.
Flaming Matchstick by Urban Andy February 1, 2009
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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