marchitecture 

A portmanteau of "marketing" and "architecture". The result when the marketing department of a tech company has an excessive hand in the design of a product, often to the detriment of performance, though usually for the explicit purpose of driving the sale price up. Popularized by The Inquirer.

1. Does "centrino" actually do anything or is it just a piece of marchitecture?

2. Apple's OSX is totally being loaded down with marchitecture.

marchitecture by Isaac February 19, 2005

Marchitecture 

The non-existent system architecture used to sell a high-tech product. Vaporware on a grand scale.

That router is part of Cisco's Marchitecture for mobility.

Marchitecture by Bob Bohica March 15, 2004

Architecture

The practice of designing buildings and environments that transforms OCD into a superpower.

Wow, ever since Daryl got into architecture, those tights n cape don't look so bad on 'im.

Architecture by beyondnothing April 13, 2011

fuck you architecture 

insincere, inauthentic, dishonest, and ugly building design meant to meet the bare code, legal and zoning requirements for standing domiciles whilst achieving one goal and one goal only : making money off the public and usually in the most blunt, crass and direct way.

Wal-Mart Inc. employs fuck you architecture in almost all of its' stores and surrounding properties.

fuck you architecture by Virgin Suicides July 8, 2017

Architecture

It's the definition of the " hell major " in university , which will create heaven on earth ...

I made 2 huge mistakes in my life :

1. Entering the architecture faculty

2. Leaving it..

Architecture by NIGGArchitect June 7, 2019

Architecture 5 

A tropical modern building with an elevator. The name of a club in Brixton. A definition of narrative that resists complicated responses, because it's so fucking cool.

"What did you do on Saturday night?" "Oh, nothing much. Chucked back a few Malibu and Oranges, and all that." "Where did you go?" "Architecture 5." "Dude, that's really weird. That's where I went too." "No." "Yes!" "Shut up!" "No, seriously. I met this amazing, amazing guy. His name is Scott and when it was time to go, I heard this voice in my head, and it said, you have just met your future husband." "What, like a voice inside you or something you actually heard?" "I don't know." "Wow." "Yeah." "But, I think you should take it easy. You've been through a lot lately." "I know, but...he was really cute." "Define cute." "I don't know." "You're a little bit stupid, aren't you?" "What?" "Oh, I was just asking Terry where the olives were." "How is Terry, anyway?" "Terry! Terry, how are you?" "Fine." "He says he's fine."

Architecture 5 by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 31, 2008

architecture studio 

1: Where architecture students go to work. They live and will die in there. All hopes and dreams are lost, and time is fake. Also, they get so tired and sleep deprived that even a toaster will turn them on.

2: A reference to where architecture students are.

Friend 1: Where is Alex?
Friend 2: Where do you think? At architecture studio.
Friend 1: That poor prick. My prayers to him.

architecture studio by KSU2016 February 11, 2013