Masturdict
Masturdict by Krarlie August 19, 2014
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Masturdating
Masturdating by Mikeparsh September 25, 2010
Word of the Day on October 3, 2010
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Masturdate
I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.
Masturdate by MicklePickle January 4, 2015
Masturbitionist
Masturbitionist by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008
Masturdextrous
Masturdextrous by SoulStealr December 14, 2010
Masturdbating
"Yo Anita Dump, do you hear the faint rhythmic slapping noise coming from the bathroom?"
"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."
**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**
"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."
"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."
**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**
"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."
Masturdbating by Shho13 April 19, 2014
masturdate
A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.
Canada's Stop At Third Abstinence Program condones that more teenagers should embrace the pleasures of a masturdate without shame and with an intact dignity.
masturdate by shazzantbot January 11, 2006
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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