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Occurs when one masturbates whilst taking a massive shit, dump, or if you have a code brown.
"Yo Anita Dump, do you hear the faint rhythmic slapping noise coming from the bathroom?"

"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."

**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**

"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."
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