Masturdbating

Occurs when one masturbates whilst taking a massive shit, dump, or if you have a code brown.
"Yo Anita Dump, do you hear the faint rhythmic slapping noise coming from the bathroom?"

"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."

**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**

"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."
by Shho13 April 19, 2014
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Masturdbation

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11
Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.
by Seph Infinitium March 14, 2009
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masturdbate

Masturdbate - The act of pleasuring ones self while on the toilet, having a bowel movement.
Man, I masturdbated and accidentally got feces and semen all over the wall
by JackMalice November 07, 2010
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