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Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating
by Mikeparsh September 23, 2010
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.
Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.
by Meester Neenja March 21, 2011
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Is taking yourself out on a very special date because you know you're going to be single forever. It is also a dating trend, so hop on it! ;)
John: Hey dude, what were you up to yesterday?

Lucas: Oh I was masturdating...

John: What!?

Lucas: No bro, you're so wrong, masturdating, there's a "d" their bro!

John: *shook*
by hoe- Heaven On Earth June 23, 2019
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Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.
Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.

Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.

Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?
by mr. marbles5 October 04, 2010
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(verb) a masturbatory relationship involving masturbating to only one porn star
I am masturdating Gianna Michaels
by BirdFeeder October 02, 2010
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You visit someplace alone, look at ladies and masturbate.
I am masturdating around Thamel today.
by Dankknight November 30, 2018
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