Masturbicide

Death by Masturbation.

Normally occurs in people of ages 17-23.
One of the most dishonorable ways to die.

The decision of whether or not this is in fact a form of suicide is under debate seeing how this tragedy may not be by choice.

Yeah, remember Rick? Such a shame, he committed masturbicide in his dorm at Embry-Riddle.

by UseYourFears December 10, 2007

masturbidextrous

The ability to masturbate with both hands without incurring a decrease in efficiency.

*Loads up redtube*
Wait? I can eat a sandwich AND masturbate?! Great Scott. I didn't know I was masturbidextrous.

by ChristianMcGonez July 22, 2011

masturbacide

the act of masturbating someone untill they die. can be done to men or women. arguably the most pleasurable way to die.

masturbacide is how i want to die.

by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014

masturbacise

Using masturbation as your primary form of exercise. Solo sexercise. For a short masturbacise session go fast and strong; blood pumping, grit your teeth and explode. For a long session, edge yourself for an hour trying hard to get in a whole body workout . Masturbating until you are coved in sweat and cum and can barely move. Best workout EVER!

Friend: Want to hit the gym later
Me: No, I've got an intense Masturbacise session planned.

by SCISSORscissorBANGbang August 28, 2017