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masturbidextrous 

The ability to masturbate with both hands without incurring a decrease in efficiency.
*Loads up redtube*
Wait? I can eat a sandwich AND masturbate?! Great Scott. I didn't know I was masturbidextrous.

masturbacide 

the act of masturbating someone untill they die. can be done to men or women. arguably the most pleasurable way to die.
masturbacide is how i want to die.
masturbacide by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014

masturbacise

Using masturbation as your primary form of exercise. Solo sexercise. For a short masturbacise session go fast and strong; blood pumping, grit your teeth and explode. For a long session, edge yourself for an hour trying hard to get in a whole body workout . Masturbating until you are coved in sweat and cum and can barely move. Best workout EVER!
Friend: Want to hit the gym later
Me: No, I've got an intense Masturbacise session planned.