Bart

A fun guy who gets you to drink way more than you planned to.

I was only gonna have a couple of drinks, but I got barted and drank a whole fifth of scotch.

by micklepickle November 30, 2010

Masturdate

To take oneself out when one has no date

I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.

by MicklePickle January 04, 2015