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To take oneself out when one has no date
I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.
by MicklePickle January 04, 2015
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A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.
Canada's Stop At Third Abstinence Program condones that more teenagers should embrace the pleasures of a masturdate without shame and with an intact dignity.
by shazzantbot January 11, 2006
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To stay at home and Masturbate instead of going out and doing anything else. It's a date, that rarely ends bad.
Joe: "Hey man wanna go to the game this Saturday?"

Brian: "Sorry man I can't, I got a Masturdate on Saturday."

Joe: "Oh..."

Brian: "Yeah..."
by ai-KILLER-md November 08, 2006
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Doing things that one would normally do as a couple. Such as seeing a movie or eating out. Usually happens after a breakup.
Campbell couldn't get a date so he decided to masturdate and went to a movie.
by Mercur0 January 06, 2011
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Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."
Jim: Dude, are you ready for this double date with Crystal and Lisa?

Jack: Yeah. Just let me masturdate first. Lisa's so hot, I don't want to ruin this!
by Vinchenzonaughti March 03, 2008
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A term synonymous with Skypesex, refers to a scheduled arrangement involving two ore more parties wherein mutual masturbation is conducted over a video chat session.
Because John was deployed to Afghanistan, he had to schedule a masturdate with his significant other in order to achieve self-satisfaction.
by MiscTiger May 28, 2013
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Going on a date with someone you know is going to give you a handjob, and you'll gladly give them one too.
"Yeah, I'm totally masturdating the guy from History."
"I'm going to the movies with her, it's totally going to be a masturdate."
by punksucks July 09, 2016
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