Masturbista
Masturbista by wolfbait51 January 19, 2011
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masturbatable
When it is debatable whether or not you could masturbate over the subject or not.
Dame Edna in a swimsuit: masturbatable.
Dame Edna in a swimsuit: masturbatable.
masturbatable by Sam Etabrut November 27, 2012
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masturbatastrophe
MARK: "I don't think I'll ever be able to face my family again"
DAVE: "Shit, what happened dude?"
MARK: "Well, last night as I was pouring myself a hand-shandy, the cat walked into my room and jumped on my lap, just when I reached my vinegar strokes"
DAVE: "I'm sure he'll get over it"
MARK: "But that's not the worst part; before I could clean him off, my little sister ran in and grabbed him. Later I saw the cat walking around with a mohican while my sister kept saying something about becoming a pet stylist"
DAVE: "Wow. That truly was a masturbatastrophe"
DAVE: "Shit, what happened dude?"
MARK: "Well, last night as I was pouring myself a hand-shandy, the cat walked into my room and jumped on my lap, just when I reached my vinegar strokes"
DAVE: "I'm sure he'll get over it"
MARK: "But that's not the worst part; before I could clean him off, my little sister ran in and grabbed him. Later I saw the cat walking around with a mohican while my sister kept saying something about becoming a pet stylist"
DAVE: "Wow. That truly was a masturbatastrophe"
masturbatastrophe by Chud Brunner October 30, 2011
masturbaste
masturbaste by Brownbear33 April 15, 2010
masturbatathon
"dude, what'd you do last night?"
"nothing, man. i sat on the couch all night and had a masturbatathon."
"nothing, man. i sat on the couch all night and had a masturbatathon."
masturbatathon by SelenaG October 28, 2007
Masturbatastic
Any material which is worth masturbating to may be referred to as masturbatastic. Pornography, or anyone you would like to see featured in pornography is classed as masturbatastic. 'Wanktastic' is an acceptable variation.
Masturbatastic by Dr. Bint June 7, 2004
Masturbitionist
Masturbitionist by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008
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