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Markjow, verwoording voor roodharigen die 24/7 runescapen om zo'n kutclan genaamd Rdc te leaden.
Zie je die roodharige daar? Dat is zo'n Markjow
Markjow by JorritDD October 19, 2008
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Maya markdown

An attempt to get into a girls pants by discounting their car insurance.
Maya: "You did me a solid with that , uh, Maya markdown on my insurance."
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."
Maya markdown by feed the dogs January 4, 2021

markdown 

an idiot or extremely stupid person. origianlly used by the employees of Home Depot when talking about an item that was half-priced due to damage of said item.
Billy: dude, i got a 45 on my history test! haha!

Joe: Billy, you are such a markdown
markdown by Antonia!!! October 23, 2008

markowitz 

one bad mother-fucker
watch yourself, here's that markowitz
markowitz by Knaw-ledge December 22, 2007

Markowski 

1. An Eskimo that plays tennis.

2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"
Markowski says: "This is where the pedal meets the pavement."
Markowski by GeoColSan September 28, 2005
When lyssaface gets hit by her angry psycho boyfriend. Also known as the "Jelly Donut." Having to suck penis which is shortly followed by a nice hard punch in the face.
knock knock.. who's ther- MARKPOW!
markPOW by lyssaface February 19, 2009

Markowycz 

Leadership, Duty, Respect, Selfless Service, Honor, Integrity, Personal Courage. Put all these words together and their true meaning and value, you have something that will be your best friend, only lover, and the most hard working diciplined loving individual you will ever be able to meet. Someone who knows when its time for fun, someone who splits his days so that everyone can see him and has time for family. Likes to lay in bed, hold her all night, rubbing her back and singing in her ear while she falls asleep. Wakes up to get the kids ready, then puts in a hards day work, and come right back to it all again! with love.
U.S. Army SGT(P) who is very lucky to have what the man upstairs gave him.

"man, why are you acting like "markowycz", your gonna get me in trouble with my wife"

"markowycz is outside cutting his lawn right after he got done working over time, and hes playing with the kids too".

"markowycz was able to fix everything in the house and he did it himself, smart guy or just someone i would like to get into his head to see how he does it all.
Markowycz by z28camaro0817 April 14, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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