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The oh so wonderful relationship between Cory Monteith and Jenna Ushkowitz. Very few people actually ship this but that only means there's more room for those that do to join in on the big Monkowitz orgy that will occur once they come out with their love!
Girl: Did you see Cory and Jenna dancing in the background of River Deep Mountain High on the Glee Live Tour?!
Me: I smell some Monkowitz gifs coming on!
Me: I smell some Monkowitz gifs coming on!
by helloiloveyou22 January 1, 2012
Get the Monkowitz mug.1. When a player rolls 1-2-3 in C-Low, and automatically loses
2. The worst possible outcome of a given situation
2. The worst possible outcome of a given situation
by glenn hayes September 9, 2003
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Guy 1 : D00d, my teacher is definitely a marowitz.
Guy 2 : I wish my teacher was a marowitz -sad fayse-
Guy 2 : I wish my teacher was a marowitz -sad fayse-
by Sir Hmm. June 5, 2011
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Get the Markovitz mug.Eli Moskowitz aka Hawk. A character played by Jacob Bertrand on the YouTube red/Netflix series Cobra Kai.
Moskowitz gets bullied for his cleft lip and meets a boy named Miguel who inspired him to learn karate and then he joins cobra kai. Moskowitz's Sensi bullies him about his cleft lip and tells him to do something about it. He flips the script and becomes who we know him now by the name "Hawk".
Hawk who was formerly Eli gets overconfident and becomes a bully and beats people up if they are against Cobra Kai.
Moskowitz gets bullied for his cleft lip and meets a boy named Miguel who inspired him to learn karate and then he joins cobra kai. Moskowitz's Sensi bullies him about his cleft lip and tells him to do something about it. He flips the script and becomes who we know him now by the name "Hawk".
Hawk who was formerly Eli gets overconfident and becomes a bully and beats people up if they are against Cobra Kai.
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