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Markowycz 

Leadership, Duty, Respect, Selfless Service, Honor, Integrity, Personal Courage. Put all these words together and their true meaning and value, you have something that will be your best friend, only lover, and the most hard working diciplined loving individual you will ever be able to meet. Someone who knows when its time for fun, someone who splits his days so that everyone can see him and has time for family. Likes to lay in bed, hold her all night, rubbing her back and singing in her ear while she falls asleep. Wakes up to get the kids ready, then puts in a hards day work, and come right back to it all again! with love.
U.S. Army SGT(P) who is very lucky to have what the man upstairs gave him.

"man, why are you acting like "markowycz", your gonna get me in trouble with my wife"

"markowycz is outside cutting his lawn right after he got done working over time, and hes playing with the kids too".

"markowycz was able to fix everything in the house and he did it himself, smart guy or just someone i would like to get into his head to see how he does it all.
Markowycz by z28camaro0817 April 14, 2010
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Savannah Markowycz 

Savannah Markowycz is the hottest person you’ll ever meet. She drop dead gorgeous but dosent think of her self as such, but she is also very confident. Typically about 5’0 - 5’4 feet tall. She’s very dramatic but so much fun to be around. She can do anything she puts her mind too. One of her best abilities is cooking. She likes flowers, Chinese food, and playing word block puzzle. She’s the type of girl to one up a whole football team. Often she’s a smoker with a lot of problems but you’ll never know because she’s always so happy around others. Comfort her when she needs it and she’ll always have your back, through thick and thin. If you have a Savannah Markowycz in your life don’t let her get away because if you do it’ll be your biggest regret. If she loves you then know she never love you like anyone else will. She’ll be the best gf ever. Loyal caring and funny.
“Wow i wish i had a Savannah Markowycz’s in my life”

markowitz 

watch yourself, here's that markowitz
markowitz by Knaw-ledge December 22, 2007

Kevin scott markowitz 

Kevin scott markowitz is a nice guy at first you will sure fall in love with a him right away. But after 2 years you will realize he likes dick in his ass and shit all over his face during sex. He may have some weird kinks but once you get passed that hes the greatest.
Kevin scott markowitz loves cock!

makowicz 

Master of bad-assery and all things cool. Smart as fuck and uber cool
I'm a fucking MAKOWICZ and you, sir, are not.
makowicz by fluffytoes August 20, 2017
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