voor 

Validation On Other Races:

A Voor is a black person who looks for X person validation (usually another race)
or is willing to disrespect or disregard the feelings of their own race

"My friend is such a Koon, she stans ___ even tho they use black culture and disrespect it"
"But isn't ___ Asian? A koon is for whites, she's a Voor"

voor by seggsybrain June 13, 2021

voor 

A 1337 (leet) way of saying for for.

Happy is voor hobos.

voor by Dan Williamson April 11, 2003

voor 

The process of eating a door.

"Probably gonna voor later, idk"
"what the fuck"

voor by Tadda February 17, 2020

forum voor democratie 

a dutch politic party formed of idots and no good fatsos

forum voor democratie are some serious stupid cows

forum voor democratie by Tyler jade March 1, 2022

Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos 

Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos signifies a cultural change in homoerotic relationships with the earth itself.

Michelle: What’s up?
Roman: Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos
Michelle: *Fortnite dances*

Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos by kaasbonk September 13, 2022

jason voorhees

The hockey mask wearing, machete wielding killer in the Friday the 13th movies.

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A little bit of history:

It was thought that Jason Voorhees had drowned in Crystal Lake when he was 11 years old, because the coucelers weren't paying attention.

A year after that on Friday the 13th two councilers were murdered
The camp got closed but was reopened after a couple of years (On a Friday the 13th)
The killings started again and it was soon clear that Jason's mother, Pamela Voorhees, was the murderer.
She took revenge on the coucilers because they didn't pay attention to her child.

The only survivor, Alice, decapitated Pamela.
Jason saw his mother being decapitated and took revenge on everyone who came back to Camp Crystal Lake, he even went down to Manhatten once and he also went into outer space.

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Jason first appeared in the end of Friday the 13th as a deformed half rotting kid that jumped out of the water, this was actually a dream of Alice.
Then he appeared with a brown sack on his head and after that with the hocky mask wich is now pretty much his trademark.

Jason never really runs, but strangely he always manages to keep up with his victims and always manages to get to the hidingplace of the teens before the teens themselves.
The teens always appear to be very stupid in the movies (besides some eceptions)

Stupid teenager examples:
1. The woods are scary, let's go in!
2. All our friends have mysteriously dissapeared, let's have sex!

Oh yeah and Jason never dies, he just keeps coming back and because of that the movie people keep making sequels.

Jason was also resurrected by Freddy Krueger to scare the kids on Elm Street so they would believe in Freddy again.
But Jason just couldn't stop killing the teens on Elm Street, because of this Freddy got mad and decided to take care of Jason himself and thus started the showdown between two great slasher icons.

FUNNY FACT: Whenever people start to have sex in the movies, Jason starts killing.

And never ever have sex in Jason's movies, seriously he fucking hates that! And you wil just start another killing spree because you couldn't control your hormones.

jason voorhees by dbdragon July 25, 2008

Rotty Voortman 

An aged queef containing both period blood and yeasty discharge expelled onto an unsuspecting victims face.

"I went down on my girl and all she greeted me with was a rotty voortman."

Rotty Voortman by Barren Von Voortman October 20, 2009