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When lyssaface gets hit by her angry psycho boyfriend. Also known as the "Jelly Donut." Having to suck penis which is shortly followed by a nice hard punch in the face.
knock knock.. who's ther- MARKPOW!
markPOW by lyssaface February 19, 2009
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Maya markdown

An attempt to get into a girls pants by discounting their car insurance.
Maya: "You did me a solid with that , uh, Maya markdown on my insurance."
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."
Maya markdown by feed the dogs January 4, 2021

markdown 

an idiot or extremely stupid person. origianlly used by the employees of Home Depot when talking about an item that was half-priced due to damage of said item.
Billy: dude, i got a 45 on my history test! haha!

Joe: Billy, you are such a markdown
markdown by Antonia!!! October 23, 2008

markowitz 

watch yourself, here's that markowitz
markowitz by Knaw-ledge December 22, 2007

markPotoczny

a term used to discribe why a girl has a certain glow about her, that just makes everyone in the room want to ask her how she got it.

typically a term used toward a girl....
lets say, youre out somewhere, and you look across a crowded room and you see someone and youre like, omgha, there is somthing about that gurl. i mean she is glowing..... and youre thinking....i see this, but why? how? who made her so happy?

and all her girlfriends look at you when you ask that question and they all say at the same time ...."mark poootoczny, boy. mark potoczny"

or when youre stephen lilly and everytime you look at amina or in her direction....esp when she is like the goofiest person in the world doing the dumbest things and you notice someone looking and laughing...(almost always kelly mackay) and her saying "aminieee is something else" and stephen would just say...."potoczzzzzzzny"
markPotoczny by Amina L khan February 27, 2005

Markowski 

1. An Eskimo that plays tennis.

2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"
Markowski says: "This is where the pedal meets the pavement."
Markowski by GeoColSan September 28, 2005
Markjow, verwoording voor roodharigen die 24/7 runescapen om zo'n kutclan genaamd Rdc te leaden.
Zie je die roodharige daar? Dat is zo'n Markjow
Markjow by JorritDD October 19, 2008
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