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A bullshit label for pedophiles to give you when you expose them for being literal child-fuckers.
Human: "Ew, a pedophile! Burn it!"
Pedophile: "Hey, stop being maphobic!"
Human: "You think this is maphobic? I'll show you "maphobia", you fucking nonce."
Maphobia by LuuucyCN19 January 25, 2019
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manphobia 

when particularily a female is scared or shy around males and thinks that all men are mean and brutal.
the girl scurries away from men because she is afraid they will beat her for no reason she must have manphobia.
manphobia by pyromanic_ninja September 28, 2009

Miaphobia 

The fear of people called Mia for reasons being they are too sexy or scary.
I suffer from miaphobia as i can't look at my friend Mia without being scared
Miaphobia by anonymous January 3, 2022

Mephobia 

Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.
Dude, I think I have Mephobia." "Why do you think that, Bro?" "cause I had a dream last night that I was so awesome that the world imploded." "Dude, lay off the sugar.
Mephobia by Swazzle Mcdermot April 30, 2011

Wal-Mophobia 

Wal-mart gives me the creeps. I think I have Wal-Mophobia..
Wal-Mophobia by burrgeezy May 12, 2010

Mephobia 

The fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.
I was just diagnosed with Mephobia
Mephobia by Bitchesbeawesome April 19, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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