Magometer 

Ein Magometer ist eine SI-Längeneinheit, die als die Länge eines Magomeds in Meter zum Quadrat definiert wird (= 1,7m^2 = 2,89 m = 1ɱm). Sie hat insbesondere bei der Messung der Körpergröße Bedeutung.

Ich bin circa Wurzel aus 1 Magometer plus 5 Centimeter groß.

Ich bin genau Wurzel aus 1 Magometer groß.

Magometer by Xaverrrrr March 23, 2024

Magtrometer

First coined by Sarah Faye Pierce (from Association of Home Appliance Manufacturers) in her book 'My Lobbyist Agenda', magtrometer is a component used in futuristic microwaves to produce OEM microwaves. Since it is hazardous, trying to replace a magtrometer component may cause it to explode. The explosion may lead to fatal injuries to independent repair technicians.

Sarah: No, don't try to fix the magtrometer! It can explode.
Louis: Imma focken do it.

Magtrometer by MyLobbyistAgenda November 4, 2019

Magtrometer

What you call a magnetron inside a microwave when you are lobbying but dont actually have a clue about what you are talking about.

"if the magtrometer is not replaced properly it could explode"

Magtrometer by Gotbread November 3, 2019

Maccometer 

This is another word for nosy regularly used in Trinidad and Tobago. It's the measurements as to how nosy a person can be. It originated from the word macco which describes a person who likes being nosy.

See how the neighbors peeping through their windows like their maccometer gone up.

Maccometer by Willow Bugg April 19, 2018

Vagometer 

Like an odometer, a vagometer is used to gauge the amount of usage a vagina has endured. A combination of vagina and odometer.
Vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy stitches.

That sluts vagometer turned over before she got her driver's license.

Vagometer by DJ BALL January 20, 2006

Fagometer 

fah-GOM-eh-ter

Works like gaydar, but puts it's results on a scale of 0.0-10.0

That dude tripped off my gaydar, but he only registers 4.6 on the fagometer.

Fagometer by redheadbass March 2, 2011

Mackometer 

When something has a smaller measurement than the smallest measurement on a ruler
Mack's Penis

Man this Tic Tack is so small It looks like a mackometer

Mackometer by C-Lien June 17, 2013