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Magtrometer

First coined by Sarah Faye Pierce (from Association of Home Appliance Manufacturers) in her book 'My Lobbyist Agenda', magtrometer is a component used in futuristic microwaves to produce OEM microwaves. Since it is hazardous, trying to replace a magtrometer component may cause it to explode. The explosion may lead to fatal injuries to independent repair technicians.
Sarah: No, don't try to fix the magtrometer! It can explode.
Louis: Imma focken do it.
Magtrometer by MyLobbyistAgenda November 4, 2019
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Magtrometer

What you call a magnetron inside a microwave when you are lobbying but dont actually have a clue about what you are talking about.
"if the magtrometer is not replaced properly it could explode"
Magtrometer by Gotbread November 3, 2019
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