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Definitions by redheadbass

child-bearing age 

after pre-puberty and before menopause
"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"
child-bearing age by redheadbass January 13, 2013

primer charge

load of semen, used to load a baby cannon
I think I love her, she likes to swallow my primer charge.
primer charge by redheadbass January 13, 2013

baby cannon misfire

baby cannon misfire by redheadbass January 13, 2013

clean the baby cannon 

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

baby cannon 

Baby Cannon

1. A human female of child-bearing age.

2. Vulva, vagina, or entire reproductive system.

A baby cannon is loaded by inserting a primer charge in the barrel (vagina). The baby cannon will fire nine months later, unless there is a baby cannon misfire, or if you unload the baby cannon. It is important to periodically clean the baby cannon. For a period of several days a month, a female whose baby cannon is not loaded experiences a condition where her baby cannon is leaking. The condition can be mitigated by inserting a baby cannon plug. Baby cannons are unique among guns in that the bore diameter increases with age. Baby cannons are usually single shot weapons, but occasionally fire two or more shots, sometimes with a magazine holding up to eight rounds, and firing on full-automatic - see octomom.
"I hear Mike just picked up a baby cannon that's too old and rusty to fire."
baby cannon by redheadbass January 13, 2013

snicklefritz 

Over-priced ditch weed.
"That ho smells like snicklefritz!
snicklefritz by redheadbass February 8, 2012

Fagometer 

fah-GOM-eh-ter

Works like gaydar, but puts it's results on a scale of 0.0-10.0
That dude tripped off my gaydar, but he only registers 4.6 on the fagometer.
Fagometer by redheadbass March 2, 2011