redheadbass's definitions

Livery

A bar full of obese women, derived from the word for horse stables for hire.

Wanna go to Northwoods Livestock and Livery?

by redheadbass January 12, 2011

Diaper Fucker

One that performs sexual intercourse with protective undergarments previously worn by incontinent senoir citizens.

You damn diaper fucker, get out of my trash can!

by redheadbass January 21, 2011

Boiled

Drunk. Very drunk. No longer functional in any meaningful way.

Del was so boiled, he yacked in the taxi.

by redheadbass January 23, 2011

gimpy bastard

Any drunk fucker that requires Jimmy sticks to move about the bar.

That gimpy bastard is going to piss himself if you don't give him his Jimmy sticks back!

by redheadbass January 26, 2011

European Splashback

When a female leans back on the toilet, causing her urine stream to splash back on her sensitive genitalia.

OMG!, I just gave myself a European Splashback Orgasm!

by redheadbass January 26, 2011

child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause

"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

primer charge

load of semen, used to load a baby cannon

I think I love her, she likes to swallow my primer charge.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013