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Boiled

Drunk. Very drunk. No longer functional in any meaningful way.
Del was so boiled, he yacked in the taxi.
by redheadbass January 23, 2011
mugGet the Boiledmug.

snicklefritz

Over-priced ditch weed.
"That ho smells like snicklefritz!
by redheadbass February 8, 2012
mugGet the snicklefritzmug.

baby cannon

Baby Cannon

1. A human female of child-bearing age.

2. Vulva, vagina, or entire reproductive system.

A baby cannon is loaded by inserting a primer charge in the barrel (vagina). The baby cannon will fire nine months later, unless there is a baby cannon misfire, or if you unload the baby cannon. It is important to periodically clean the baby cannon. For a period of several days a month, a female whose baby cannon is not loaded experiences a condition where her baby cannon is leaking. The condition can be mitigated by inserting a baby cannon plug. Baby cannons are unique among guns in that the bore diameter increases with age. Baby cannons are usually single shot weapons, but occasionally fire two or more shots, sometimes with a magazine holding up to eight rounds, and firing on full-automatic - see octomom.
"I hear Mike just picked up a baby cannon that's too old and rusty to fire."
by redheadbass January 13, 2013
mugGet the baby cannonmug.

primer charge

load of semen, used to load a baby cannon
I think I love her, she likes to swallow my primer charge.
by redheadbass January 13, 2013
mugGet the primer chargemug.

gimpy bastard

Any drunk fucker that requires Jimmy sticks to move about the bar.
That gimpy bastard is going to piss himself if you don't give him his Jimmy sticks back!
by redheadbass January 26, 2011
mugGet the gimpy bastardmug.

European Splashback

When a female leans back on the toilet, causing her urine stream to splash back on her sensitive genitalia.
OMG!, I just gave myself a European Splashback Orgasm!
by redheadbass January 26, 2011
mugGet the European Splashbackmug.

Diaper Fucker

One that performs sexual intercourse with protective undergarments previously worn by incontinent senoir citizens.
You damn diaper fucker, get out of my trash can!
by redheadbass January 21, 2011
mugGet the Diaper Fuckermug.

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