Vagometer

Like an odometer, a vagometer is used to gauge the amount of usage a vagina has endured. A combination of vagina and odometer.
Vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy stitches.

That sluts vagometer turned over before she got her driver's license.

by DJ BALL January 20, 2006

vagometer

Similar in theory to an odometer, a vagometer is a device that measures how much use a woman's vagina has had; how worn out it is.

I can't believe she finally single again, I'd ask her out but she has way too much mileage on the vagometer.

by scorpioeric October 14, 2009

Vagometer

A multi-scale measuring device. Capable of measuring moisture, friction, depth, pressure, tempurature and emotional intensity simultaneously.

The enthusiatic grip she had on my vagometer indicated she was having a good time.

by Kevin Rose December 18, 2002

Vagomiter

A serial vagina-vomiter; someone who repeatedly vomits in vaginas..

Eric was the biggest vagomiter in the neighborhood, and all the ladies knew to stay away from his house; fuckin' Eric.

by Synnamon March 27, 2015

Fagometer

fah-GOM-eh-ter

Works like gaydar, but puts it's results on a scale of 0.0-10.0

That dude tripped off my gaydar, but he only registers 4.6 on the fagometer.

by redheadbass March 2, 2011

vageterian

lesbian or one who enjoys giving a woman oral sex.

Check out those vageterians, they sure seem to be enjoying them selves.

by Parker January 27, 2004

Vageeter

A woman’s vagina that has a hairy bush

She has a vageeter with lots of hair on it

by Kkdoggiewitdabigdick August 16, 2020