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We were properly spectating man
Properly Shitting
You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.
Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*
Properly Shitting by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018
properly fucked
properly fucked by ricvol March 7, 2015
Properly Fucked
The kind of sex that from start to finish you feel over every inch of your body.
And when it’s over, you’re sore for days, yet riding a wave of euphoria at the same time.
Being properly fucked is something you feel in your body, your head, and your heart. You cannot wait for it to happen again.
And when it’s over, you’re sore for days, yet riding a wave of euphoria at the same time.
Being properly fucked is something you feel in your body, your head, and your heart. You cannot wait for it to happen again.
When Martin told Heather she was going to be properly fucked, she had no idea what she was in for.
She had no idea how badly she would ache for it again and again.
She had no idea how badly she would ache for it again and again.
Properly Fucked by Ur_Overlord December 22, 2017
Properly Seasoned
Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.
Properly Seasoned by MPRINZO January 29, 2019
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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