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properly
properly
We were properly spectating man
Properly Shitting
You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.
Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*
Properly Shitting by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018
properly fucked
properly fucked by ricvol March 7, 2015
Properly Fucked
The kind of sex that from start to finish you feel over every inch of your body.
And when it’s over, you’re sore for days, yet riding a wave of euphoria at the same time.
Being properly fucked is something you feel in your body, your head, and your heart. You cannot wait for it to happen again.
And when it’s over, you’re sore for days, yet riding a wave of euphoria at the same time.
Being properly fucked is something you feel in your body, your head, and your heart. You cannot wait for it to happen again.
When Martin told Heather she was going to be properly fucked, she had no idea what she was in for.
She had no idea how badly she would ache for it again and again.
She had no idea how badly she would ache for it again and again.
Properly Fucked by Ur_Overlord December 22, 2017
Properly Seasoned
Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.
Properly Seasoned by MPRINZO January 29, 2019
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026