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Manometer 

The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy
That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl

Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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Manometer by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011
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manometer 

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.
Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."
manometer by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

Manometer 

A device used to measure the manliness of an object.
Billy pointed the manometer in the direction of the chainsaw and the manometer starting reading very highly
Manometer by mrmangunn March 19, 2011

Magometer 

Ein Magometer ist eine SI-Längeneinheit, die als die Länge eines Magomeds in Meter zum Quadrat definiert wird (= 1,7m^2 = 2,89 m = 1ɱm). Sie hat insbesondere bei der Messung der Körpergröße Bedeutung.
Ich bin circa Wurzel aus 1 Magometer plus 5 Centimeter groß.

Ich bin genau Wurzel aus 1 Magometer groß.
Magometer by Xaverrrrr March 23, 2024
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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