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Manometer 

The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy
That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl

Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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Manometer by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011
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manometer 

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.
Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."
manometer by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

Manometer 

A device used to measure the manliness of an object.
Billy pointed the manometer in the direction of the chainsaw and the manometer starting reading very highly
Manometer by mrmangunn March 19, 2011

Magometer 

Ein Magometer ist eine SI-Längeneinheit, die als die Länge eines Magomeds in Meter zum Quadrat definiert wird (= 1,7m^2 = 2,89 m = 1ɱm). Sie hat insbesondere bei der Messung der Körpergröße Bedeutung.
Ich bin circa Wurzel aus 1 Magometer plus 5 Centimeter groß.

Ich bin genau Wurzel aus 1 Magometer groß.
Magometer by Xaverrrrr March 23, 2024

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026