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Mackometer 

When something has a smaller measurement than the smallest measurement on a ruler
Mack's Penis
Man this Tic Tack is so small It looks like a mackometer
Mackometer by C-Lien June 17, 2013

mexican micrometer 

"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."
mexican micrometer by K M August 4, 2004

mackometer 

A half-imaginary instrument formed by bending both arms inward at the elbow and placing the right over the left, then using the right arm as a meter needle (much like on a speedometer) to measure the level of "mackage" that one person (usually a guy) is doing towards another (usually a girl, hopefully).

Once the mack-o-meter reaches an approximately 20-25 degrees angle, the mack can be "called" as so desired; anything before it is in direct violation of Man Law.

This noun can be pronounced "Mack-O-Meter" (mak-oh-mete-er) or "mackometer" (mak-om-ett-er); usuage is contextual.
Big Country: *quickly assembled mackometer at full meter with arms* Uh oh, Padilla, MACKING!

Padilla: Shut up!

Todd: Oh no no no, that mack was fairly called in accordance with the Man Laws.

Padilla: Fine...
mackometer by Padilla November 29, 2006

maskometer

Maskometer have millions of subs on Youtube one day.
maskometer by Maskometer May 11, 2018

Manometer 

The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy
That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl

Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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Manometer by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011

manometer 

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.
Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."
manometer by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009