Magomer 

Typically an insult made by a obese, mentally challenged walmart greeter. Also the act of when hitting it from behind and at the moment of climax you miss the finisher due to cc.

Rick: damn bro, what's with the magomer?
Ajax: Sorry man, you were really ripping my asshole apart. I needed some help.

Rick: Next time will be even worse
Ajax: Make sure you wipe my tears

Magomer by Three Foot Elephant Trunk October 15, 2022

McGomer 

the opposite of McGyver - an individual who is unable to figure out what to do, no matter how simple the challenge.

Michael is a genuine McGomer - he fucks up everything he touches. He spends more time thinking up excuses than he does working.

McGomer by Does Not Suffer Fools Gladly July 15, 2009

Hasbulla Magomedov 

noun
A God-King. He has been sent by the sentinels themselves to bring peace and prosperity to this terra firma. Often classified with a GHD, he actually prefers his understated size to gain advantage on any threat.

Recently accepted the position of Minister of Agriculture in Россия in honor of his love for chocolate covered strawberries.

Currently, he is training for the world heavyweight title against Abdu Rozik.

Hobbies include the Namibian National Cricket Team, Space Invaders, as well as extreme couponing.

"Have you seen the news recently? There is this little dwarf in Russia".
"No my friend, that is Hasbulla Magomedov. The Omen has returned to its creation".

Hasbulla Magomedov by KolossalKraut June 2, 2021

macomere 

Trinidad origin.
(1) The relationship between the parent of a child and that child's Godmother.
(2) A very inquisitive person. A nosey person. Usually abbreviated to 'Maco' in this sense.
(3) A gay man - usually called a Macomere man. (also Poof in London, Faggot in the US, Batti-Man in Jamaica. {Derogatory}

(1) Diane is Jane macomere because Diane's son is Jane's Godson.
(2) Susie is a maco. She is always getting involved in matters that does not concern her!
(3) John is a 'Macomere Man', he is usually a receiver of swollen goods!

macomere by BazzaC October 31, 2007

magomed

One of the most Low Key in the group.
He only tells his secrets to One in the group he trusts the most.
But some of the info he keeps to himself.
He always knows when someone is interested in him. And always stares at a booty when he sees a fine one. People think they know alot about him, but actually there are darker things.

Carl: Brandon, do you see that dude over there? His name is Magomed.
Brandon: yea, what about him?
Carl: there is something mysterious about him?
Brandon: what?
Carl: i dont know? He is such a Low Key person.

magomed by PabloJuinit March 27, 2018

Magomed

The russian male name Magomed comes from the Arabic “Muhammad” and means praised. Magomed is a sweet guy and strong. He tricks people into thinking he’s tough but in reality he’s a soft mamasboy. Magomed is extremely attractive and sexual active. He’s often the funniest to be around and will make anyone cry to death of laughter. Magomed is very sporty and has high ambitions but at the same time chill and relaxed when he feels like it. If you got a Magomed in your life don’t lose him

Rirri: I’m in love with Magomed...
Andrea: Who’s not...

Magomed by the_only_star December 27, 2019

magomed

Magomed is the name of the dude that is the most "Low Key" in the group. He is always paying attention, even though people think he is not. Magomed is also a "Low Key" lady magnet. He is also loyal, mostly because all his Snapchat notifications are streaks.

Yo, that dude Magomed over there. No one really talks about him, and he always has a bitch beside him for some reason.

magomed by PabloJuinit March 25, 2018