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The act of having anal sex with a female, and having her then deepthroat the anal slime off your CoC.
'That Heather girl is ugly but she LOVES to Madiras my junk"
Madiras by ColinWedge December 14, 2010
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madirish 

Someone who is mad (as in "hella", "a lot", "extremely", and "wicked") + Irish.

This person may like to wear nothing but an apron while cooking (which they enjoy), and is out of touch with popular culture. Generally pleasant and open-minded.
I was talking a guy (with Irish ancestry) about TV the other day and he knew nothing about it. He did want to discuss food though, so he is most likely madirish.
madirish by QBN December 1, 2007

Madras Middle School 

Madras Middle School is where the popular girls will talk sh* abt eachother but then go to eachother houses and are all the sudden BFF’s again. And if you don’t have a date to formal then ur considered not cool. The popular girls pay attention to what you wear and will make group chats planning on what they are all going to wear the next day and it better be lululmelon and calvin kelvin or they will look what you weird and you feel judged. Their are not many cute guys so once you claim one there “yours” and if someone else steals them then the whole group will turn on you
Madras Middle School is the school that will make you feel terrible about yourself
Madras which is the short form of Madrasapattinam is the old name of Chennai , the capital city of the state of Tamilnadu. The city was one of the important early holds of the British East India Company who purchased a fishing village of Chennapattinam or Madrasapattinam in 1639 and built the Fort St. George there , around which the city of Madras grew. It has three rivers , the Adyar , the Cooum and the Kosasthalaiyar flowing through it in addition to the Manmade Buckingham Canal. Post independence , it became the capital city of the state of Tamilnadu. August 22 every year is celebrated as 'Madras day'.
Madras is a great city to live and work in. I love to visit the Marina Beach in Madras.
Madras by The Black Shirt July 15, 2021

Madcrasby 

(Pronounced Mad-Cras-bee)
The combination of the words Madcret, Mascras and Warpy.

1.To be used as a term of endearment when a person pulls off an impressive feat.

2. An incredible insult. Combining all the insulting aspects of warpy, mascras, and madcret, can leave one emotionally devasted.
1.

Pat: DUDE! How did you pull of that math problem thats madcrasby!

Dude: Im the madcrasbiest dude you know *winks*

2.

Homolord: I'm the best ever, everyone watch me do something!!

*Homolord fails at the something*

Pat: Omg, what a madcrasby.

Beatrice: Darn Tooting!
Madcrasby by Paddy B May 1, 2009

madras college

madras is one of those school that you can’t forget. everyone there is so different and retarded in their own special ways. you’ve got the junkie that you catch burning the lungs out outside of school. you can’t forget the chavs who wear a foundation colour that matches a fucking carrots skin colour. also you have the weird under the stair kids that all have orgys together and watch anime and think screaming “reeeee” is funny. you have the massive group of boys everyday trying to have a wrestling match, lobbing themselves at each other’s.

honourable mentions would be; the friend group from primary school, the indie pretty girls, the guys that fear any females, simps, weird lesbians , incel homosexuals, token gay, token lesbian , the friend group that might be lesbians, and plenty more.

the school is going to pieces (quite literally). all the teachers are either nonces or cunts. the only nice ones you never have.

apparently the school has “no money” but yet they keep buying useless shit that no one asks for

so an easy way to say is the school is shit; but it will not stoop so low to bell baxter
“oh you know chad? which school does he go to?” “he goes to madras college” “oh god my condolences to him”
A generic term used to refer to all people from south india, and not just people actually from Madras/Chennai the city.
Guy1: Did you see Rajesh slurping on rice and sambhar with his hands? At one point he was even licking his elbows!
Guy2: Haha yeah, he is a true madrasi.

Guy1: Hey Rajesh, you are such a madrasi.
Rajesh (taking offence): I am actually Gult/Mallu/Kannadiga/Tamil.
Guy1: Nobody cares.
madrasi by renseignement November 9, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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