kelvin

(n) an act of violence; (v) to be violent
I got so mad, I went kelvin and threw a PS2 controller in her face.
by gabe m. April 16, 2006
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kelvin

The wrinkly skin that separates the scrotum into the left and right hemispheres. Also known as the ballseam.
I forgot to wear underwear and the zipper caught my kelvin.
by mr.krinklebein May 11, 2010
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kelvin

A man who loses the ability to speak around attractive women. A kelvin feels like an "absolute zero" when confronted by a hottie. Similar to melvin.
Joe: Check out that hottie over there!
Kelvin: Wow!
Hottie: Hi guys. What's up?
Kelvin: Uh, um, <alternately stares over her head and at the floor>
Hottie: Later, loser.
by bpl-nyc September 05, 2008
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kelvin

studly man trapped in fat guys body, warm and kind hearted but still gets dumped on by everyone
kelvinater
by kelvinater February 01, 2010
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kelvin

a guy that loses to nahian in basketball
*nahian scores on moe*
HAHAHA MOE YOU FUCKING KELVIN!
by fortstreetfortstreet October 16, 2008
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kelvining

Invented by Lord Kelvin in the 1850s, an act of watching movies at 69 Kelvin in order to popularize the newly invented scale, soon it would be adopted all over the world. This is the optimal temperature that causes maximum stimulation, perfect for Netflix and chilling.
Yo, we kelvining tonight?
by fA1K0n June 13, 2021
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Kelvin

Kelvin. If you look into his eyes, you can see a passion, a sincerity which has yet to be known or understood by people. He posses a beautiful soul and his outer attractiveness is a mirror reflection of just how beautiful he is on the inside. he is lighthearted and will make you laugh with a blink of your eye and before you know it he will be hugging you to say 'you're cared for'.
He is an honest person and always strives to speak his truth, what he knows to be true in his heart. He does not judge people and sees them for who they are. The inner person beneath all the layers of fear, past heart aches, negative experiences and seeks to know a person for their insides (not their organs but their true spirit :))
An extremely caring person who will cross all boundaries to protect and shield the ones he loves. he loves his family to the zenith degree and adores animals and the loyalty that they bring into his life. He is admired by friends and loved by his family dearly. He is never alone. Even when he feels he is, he is never alone.
Inside him he harbors a deep love for people and wishes to contribute to the world. he is passionate, romantic and sweet the sweetest type of sweet one can find. He adores children and will make the most loving father and the perfect partner in life. he's incredibly sexy and his lips....... he's desired by all women and is loved very deeply by one girl especially, who he means everything to.
Girl 1: girl have you had coffee with Kelvin yet?
Girl 2: ummm... no not yet Im but still... a little scared
Girl 1: courage up woman... you can't let him go, he's too special to you, i can see in your eyes he means alot to you
Girl 2: i can't help it... i love him. ever second he's on my mind. he makes me the happiest person in the world
by skittlesarepretty June 29, 2010
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