beach

(noun): The only place you can take pictures of your hot teenage cousin when she's wearing almost nothing at all, in full view of your family and hers, and not have to worry about getting clobbered for doing so.

Teen boy: Hey, cuz, how 'bout a shot of you in that bikini?
Teen girl: What, are you crazy? Some kind of perv?
Teen boy: How about at the beach, then? A shot of you sitting in the surf!
Teen girl: OK, let's go!

by Vermont Ferret March 15, 2005

beach

Where everyone would like to live forever

- Oh man, lets go to the beach and meet some girls.
- Ok, there are always hot girls in bikini in the beach

by ^Sparco^ March 6, 2005

beach

Substitute for bitch.

you son of a beach!

by EMMIEizHURR May 1, 2010

Beach

The best place on the planet. also see paradise
Calming and soothing

Surfer girl 1:OMG i luv the beach
Syrfer Girl 2:OMG ur so right its the best place EVER!

by Laguna Beach Gal October 20, 2005

beach

Laying low while on company time. Avoiding work.

I've been spending some serious time at the beach lately - hope the boss doesn't catch on.

by beach girl January 16, 2008

beach

noun: A free sample of heaven, featuring cool waves and warm sun.

I'd love to get a beach.
Get some beach before you die.

by HarryTango May 13, 2019

Beach

A place where you can take the most fucken awsome girl and have a good time. Weither its laying down in the sand or looking up at the stars, there are endless possibilities that can be presented when you are there.

Perfect Definition: Laying down on a blanket in the sand with an amazing girl, a bigass cooler of monsters, chicken wings, stars, sounds of the waves, and some sexually moments ;)

A place where you have a reason to be half naked and act like a fuckin idiot sometimes, usually home to some sick ass parties. Can always find a way to have fun, from surfing, to almost gettin your ass chewed off by shark.

Damn, i cant wait til I take her to the beach

by Tha BAMF May 24, 2011