Lewdicrous 

The quality of being silly or absurd, with an off-color sexual aspect.

His readers were amused by his often lewdicrous turns of phrase, such as "She's had the clap so many times it's applause" or ""You must be nuts to be sleeping with her, or at least be thinking with them."

Lewdicrous by FitofPeak June 28, 2012

Lewdicrous Slip

noun.

A game played during otherwise serious high-level meetings, lectures or presentations in which each participant writes a single profane, obscure or surreal word on a small piece of paper. The slips are mixed up, and each presenter draws one at random, which they must then slip convincingly into their presentation without breaking character.

Words should be sufficiently inappropriate or incongruous to make their successful insertion funny, but not such a bastard creation that the person submitting would be unwilling to draw their own.

The term can also refer to the word or slip itself.

"Why did everyone at the back start sniggering when the Surgeon Commander said 'smorgasbord'?"

"Lewdicrous Slip. He nearly corpsed."

Advanced play: playing an outrageous word or phrase that can only be used by elaborate incuntation, e.g:

"Oh, come on #FFS, who the fuck wrote clitoris?"

Thinks: “It should be clear to us…”

Lewdicrous Slip by Tethys Wrenslayer August 14, 2026

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? 

Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.

Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss

Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? by Zapidom June 30, 2021

ludicrous speed

The fastest speed imaginable...light speed is too slow! It is extremely dangerous to go to ludicrous speed. It may result in you going to plaid. Also, going from ludicrous speed to a dead stop will result in you being launched across your ship, flying straight into a wall.

Prepare ship...prepare ship...for LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!

ludicrous speed by A shark in a bear suit December 29, 2005

Ludicrous Speed

A phrase taken from the Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs, refers to anything happening or moving at an exceptional rate.

My computer bluescreened the night before my paper was due, so I had to retype it at ludicrous speed that morning.

I had to drive at ludicrous speed to get to work on time after I lost my keys.

Ludicrous Speed by South Illinois December 29, 2010

Ludicrous Kill 

*7 kills in Unreal Tournament without respawn.

*In reallife when you kill 7 people in a killing spree
-in the same area (a park for example) within 3 minutes.

if it takes more its called an extended Ludicrous Kill (till 10 minutes) after that limit it is simply a kill you made.

Crazyspreekiller21: *BOOm* *click*click Yeah Ludicrous Kill biatch!

Ludicrous Kill by Evildence January 13, 2009