by Minecraft Muffin September 30, 2020
Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.
Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen: EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen: EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
by Minecraft Muffin October 06, 2020
Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.
Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
by Minecraft Muffin October 06, 2020
After you put in ever possible combination of the keyboard, you just start spamming random letters into the urban dictionary search bar. Do you even realize how lucky you are to see this? you just spammed the exact same letters as i did before i decided to make this definition. It is so unlikely to ever happen that i doubt anyone will see this just from simply typing the "word" into the search bar.
John: I've done every possible combination of the letters on the keyboard, spirals, rows, everything. So I'm just goin to start spamming letters into the urban dictionary search bar.
The first thing that came up was: " khbkfjbsvzjcebcenvhsbjsh "
Jarred: John I thought you went to a councilor to help deal with your mental disorder of typing random ass shit into urban dictionary.
John: I did, but they couldn't help. They said it was so serious that i would be better off just embracing it instead of seeking help!
Jarred: I don't believe you for a second...
The first thing that came up was: " khbkfjbsvzjcebcenvhsbjsh "
Jarred: John I thought you went to a councilor to help deal with your mental disorder of typing random ass shit into urban dictionary.
John: I did, but they couldn't help. They said it was so serious that i would be better off just embracing it instead of seeking help!
Jarred: I don't believe you for a second...
by Minecraft Muffin September 30, 2020
This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"
Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
by Minecraft Muffin November 03, 2020
The Worst Human To have ever lived (may be human). He is most known for creating the terrible monstrosity that is, "CocoMelon". This channel is threatening the minds of today's youth (small children only, young teens mentality are threatened by tiktok and fortnite.. (cancer).)
"What can i do to stop the spread of this disease?" You May Be Asking.
GOOD QUESTION!
Report all of their videos for spam
Dislike all their "videos"
Make sure you are unsubscribed from their channel on all of you google accounts, as well as your family members'
If you have a yunger sibling who watches this channel, make them watch something else, and if your parents ask why, just say that its dumb then make some fake lie about their channel creator being a pedo (he probably is)
If they are recommended in your feed, block their channel t make your opinion of their channel clear to the algorithm.
Sub to pewds.
"What can i do to stop the spread of this disease?" You May Be Asking.
GOOD QUESTION!
Report all of their videos for spam
Dislike all their "videos"
Make sure you are unsubscribed from their channel on all of you google accounts, as well as your family members'
If you have a yunger sibling who watches this channel, make them watch something else, and if your parents ask why, just say that its dumb then make some fake lie about their channel creator being a pedo (he probably is)
If they are recommended in your feed, block their channel t make your opinion of their channel clear to the algorithm.
Sub to pewds.
by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020
by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020