6 definitions by Tethys Wrenslayer
When a small group of homosexuals arrange to meet up to see a band or other event but due to their incompetence, one is missing. This is either due to forgetfulness or a manufactured excuse.
1st dude: Why isn’t Matthew here?
2nd dude: He said his car windscreen is broken.
1st dude: But we’re seeing Toto!
2nd dude: He said his car windscreen is broken.
1st dude: But we’re seeing Toto!
by Tethys Wrenslayer January 30, 2023
by Tethys Wrenslayer March 10, 2023
by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022
A small village in Gloucestershire, UK. Famous for a conservatory that periodically fills with junk and mysteriously empties itself.
by Tethys Wrenslayer January 15, 2022
A hairbrush festooned with short, sharp, stiff bristles. Often taken from an ex-wife, it can provide immense relief when rasped against an itchy scrotum.
My scrotal pruritus was so intense last night that I borrowed my wife’s hairbrush to relieve it. Little does she know, it’s now my scroty brush.
by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022
A word that has two very different meanings depending on the speed of its utterance.
1. Said quickly; a clinical syndrome of headache, neck stiffness and photophobia. Often indicative of inflammation in or around the meninges.
2. Said slowly; a situation describing multiple male bukkake recipients.
1. Said quickly; a clinical syndrome of headache, neck stiffness and photophobia. Often indicative of inflammation in or around the meninges.
2. Said slowly; a situation describing multiple male bukkake recipients.
by Tethys Wrenslayer February 19, 2023