loodicrous

Absurd behavior or circumstances regarding "da little shack out back".

With indoor plumbing being so easy and inexpensive to attain nowadays, anybody's still having an outhouse would be loodicrous.

by QuacksO December 20, 2023

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.

Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss

Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.

by Zapidom June 30, 2021

ludicrous speed

The fastest speed imaginable...light speed is too slow! It is extremely dangerous to go to ludicrous speed. It may result in you going to plaid. Also, going from ludicrous speed to a dead stop will result in you being launched across your ship, flying straight into a wall.

Prepare ship...prepare ship...for LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!

by A shark in a bear suit December 29, 2005

Ludicrous Speed

A phrase taken from the Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs, refers to anything happening or moving at an exceptional rate.

My computer bluescreened the night before my paper was due, so I had to retype it at ludicrous speed that morning.

I had to drive at ludicrous speed to get to work on time after I lost my keys.

by South Illinois December 29, 2010

Lewdicrous

The quality of being silly or absurd, with an off-color sexual aspect.

His readers were amused by his often lewdicrous turns of phrase, such as "She's had the clap so many times it's applause" or ""You must be nuts to be sleeping with her, or at least be thinking with them."

by FitofPeak June 28, 2012

Ludicrous tomfoolery

The most terrible shenanigans any young bloke could commit!

Sir bartholomew nockton the 8th: young man! Stop that ludicrous tomfoolery
Young man: ye man? IMMA FUCKING SHANK YEW MAN YEAH INNIT BRUV IM GONNA REALLY FUCKING SHANK YOU BRUDDA
Bartholomew: please bloke stop.
*sir bartholomew nockton the 8th was found dead in a dumpster the next day*

by fallboygo June 5, 2023