Lamering 

When someone is doing something ridiculously lame. But cool at the same time.

Joe: "Hey there kelly, what are you doing?!"

Kelly: "Nothing just sitting at home, being bored."

Joe: "Kelly stop lamering!!"

Lamering by Pablo tidbitts. February 25, 2010

lasering the target 

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

lasering the target by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

layering 

(v.): the act of wearing multiple layers of clothing directly on top of one another to stay warm in the fall and winter whilst continuing to be a fashionable motherfucker.

Girl A: Omigod Tom looked SO hot on NYE

Girl B: It's the layering; he stays warm while staying hot ;)

Girl C: He wore a full-zip Billabong hoodie over an old t-shirt. . .

Girl D: #CALife

layering by MrBdub24 December 20, 2015

layering shit up 

The act of stealing things by adding new layers to your clothes

I was layering shit up at the Apple Tree when I was caught by the PoPo

layering shit up by Tation July 7, 2010

latering 

Catering for later. Gourmet food prepared and frozen to be served at a later time.

Lets order some latering to have in the freezer for next weeks party.

latering by Chefcraig May 15, 2017

Lavering 

The act of being so talented and gifted in arts, so talented and gifted to the point wherebyou make someone cry.

person 1 : omg look at what I drew!
person 2 : wow!! Sis you're so lavering !

Lavering by icrywheniseeart:(( March 5, 2020

Lambering

Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.

Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.

Lambering by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017